I love how livejournal I have become. I cut my hair and my mother is going to kill my ass. I do not like taking pictures of myself. I like the Usher song. Loving when you clubbing. The choreography at the end is good, but not as good as the pure wickedness of the new Missy Elliott video. My goodness me, it's fantastic! I ate tomato soup yesterday for about the first time in my life. It was spicy. Then we had ready-made cannelloni and now my belly won't stop talking to me. I am making a book. It will be a comprehensive list of places that I wish to see during and after my current state of liberty. Addresses, maps, prices, everything I say! It is making me happy.

I wanted to have a picnic in my garden with my cat (a lady of leisure does this kind of thing) but there were builders next door and they were too loud. So I had a picnic in the kitchen by myself because my cat wanted to stay outside. Notice the tomato - I ate a whole one. If you have ever eaten with me, you'd know this is a great deal. I only really wanted some seeds to plant. I popped the rest in my mouth and then spat it out when I realised what I had actually done. Later, when I was preparing lunch, I put one on the plate and the rest is history. I even texted my old boss to tell her and she said to eat another. Whoa, there!

Yesterday, Amy and I planned to see Enchanted but there were too many noisy kids and we saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall instead. I am convinced that it should be an 18. It was quite good, I loved Russell Brand in it. He was only being himself but with less shouting. He made me smile. After we were supposed to hunt for tickets to The Cesc Fabregas Show at the Oxford Circus Nike shop but there was a queue.

Amy: Is that guy a...turnip? You know what I mean.
Me: An actor?
Amy: No, a dwarf.

We went to Tesco to buy pasta, blackberries and grapes. I broke the self-service machine three times and the guy wasn't amused. I had my own bag, okay? Then he had to come back to verify that I was of age to buy plastic cutlery! I believe I shouted a lot.

We went to Green Park and enjoyed eating. There was a man who was wearing the same cardigan as me. He was about 60. I looked better as I had changed the manky brown buttons for wicked white ones. I had £10 on my Harrods card that was going to expire so we bought mangosteen fruit, pomegranate juice and bubblegum jellybeans. I fainted a bit because the fruit was £5.11 for four. They are the tastiest thing in my life.

This morning I've had my breakfast, hung out the washing, marinated meat for dinner, read and made lemon coconut cupcakes! I bought an icing bag kit thing last year and have only just got the hang of it now.

I was looking forward to doing some gardening today but it rained much too much for me. Instead I have spent the day in my nightgown listening to Metallica and making chocolate rice crispie cakes for my mother's work. I added golden syrup to stop me from eating them all. I do not like golden syrup.I was only at work for about half an hour. Transport For London lied to me, I had to walk ages to get there and almost had a heart attack from overexertion. I went to watch The Kite Runner in the cinema and it was well good. Then Amy and I went to the recording of The Wall which was very random and rude! I believe I blushed on more than one occasion. Jason Donovan was on it. Alexa Chung sang in my face. I turned around and she was there. They gave us free drinks and I had water. It was on last night but I was watching Moonlight, man. Yesterday, I took my sister to her interview at Kingston College. After, we went to New Malden, Worcester Park and Cheam for nice charity shopping. I bought a black skirt, red tights, scarves and an assortment of sewing goods.And this man jacket soley for its buttons.Lastly. I implore you to read Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day. I am loving it.

I think my mother is feeling guilty about giving me shoddy genes.I have a new laptop and have spent my life importing songs today. I can actually update my ipod now. And I like Paramore.Also I have spent this week at a person's great house drinking earl grey, eating cheesecake and sewing. We went shopping to buy my belated Mother's day present and wool. And to Borough Market for rhubarb as it seems impossible to get anywhere else. Heidi (she's the person) made a spice cake with it and it tasted well weird. I do not like rhubarb. There's a cheese shop (I'm sure there's an actual name other than cheese shop) just off the market and I went in to look for raclette cheese. The smell was so offensive that I shouted, "My god, it smells like a bum!" and left. I didn't realise but Jamie Oliver was there and he must think me a simpleton. Ah well.Afterwards we were walking to Regent's Park and George Galloway came by in his open-top bus with sunglasses, loud music and the worst bubble machine I have ever seen. It was all wrong. There were big men on his bus. Yesterday was the Nokia Green Room again but I decided to go to the cinema to see Lars And The Real Girl. It was nice. I generally stay away from beards but I like how Ryan Gosling looks with one. Then I went to Koko with Claire as she had wristbands. I believe we saw one song from Make Model. The whole affair wasn't very exciting so we went to Sainsbury's and Claire's house to eat bagels and watch her flatmate play on his Wii. That was much more fun. Artichokes are my new favourite food. I've had them five times this week. Yum.Tomorrow I'm going in to my new school. There'll be no children but I need to get acquainted with the place and see if I don't pass out from all the stairs.

Yesterday, Amy and I were supposed to go to a screening of The Secret at Prince Charles Theatre but we got sidetracked and burnt ourselves with free Whittard tea instead. We are going to open a cupcake shop in Burlington Arcade because it is beautiful. After some deliberation we will probably call it 'Rape & Bake' - this may be a hindrance but it wouldn't be if people knew where it originated from. I tell you. We haven't decided who will wear the 'Rape' apron yet. I wanted to eat MacDonalds in Green Park but it started to hail like a mutha. We took a bus to Putney. This is where most of our shop ideas surfaced. Then we went to Wandsworth to watch Step Up and 27 Dresses. My dear god.I'm going to miss those kids.

Thanks Bud!

Yo. My life has been so boring, I want to eat my face. My body is generally okay and I'm starting to actually see the outside world again. A bit of shopping, cinema and stuff. I won't be able to start work officially until September so I have lots of time. I'm re-knitting something I started about a million years ago. It's for a christmas present (yes, I know) and it's killing me. But I will do it. I've written lots of letters. It's nice. I like Moonlight and Dirty Sexy Money. I have spent far too much time on the internet applying for free samples and entering competitions. I went to the recording of Nokia Green Room which is being shown on 13th April. So watch it, you may see me refusing to dance. I have tickets for the 19th also. I may dance.



I've always dreamed of name pencils!



I made mini banana cakes. Tasted like old woman.