I woke up at 7am today and spent a lengthy while sorting out clothes for the washing machine. I also did a large bleach job in the kitchen. It made me feel good.

Amy and I went to the Arsenal v Blackburn Rovers game. The weather was wonderful, Bendtner was not! He had about 7 shots and could have scored with any one of them. He did not. Arsenal won 4 - 0. That little Russian is a foot genius. After the game, we bought Antipasti from Morrisons because we are classy and ate it on the bus.

Metros were playing the Social, we were too late because we spent time idling around Camden. I wanted to play my new Celebrity Top Trumps in the pub but Amy was too tired so we went home.

I fell asleep on the bus.

I watched American Teen this week. I liked it!
 

I made the best breakfast for myself. Cranberry tea with honey, carrot cake and a large amount of fruit. I went to the toilet and my mother devoured it all. I was so disappointed. Notice the crazy gold doiley that I found in the back of a cupboard. I had a scary belly day so I really have only been eating fruit and rice (not together obviously) but today I made a tasty lentil dish and had to have some. I also made two jars or strawberry jam and there's some marmalade on the hob! I've never made it before. Yummmmm.

I spent a rainy day in Birmingham on Friday. My friend had to collect her new house keys and I decided to tag along. Selfridges Birmingham is a completely different shopping experience than the London store! I bought a pass holder and a new lunchbox for September. I haven't worked for almost half a year! Other things include going to two recordings. One for the Charlotte Church Show. I have never seen it and I don't suppose I ever will. And a Mitchell & Webb thing which I did like. My only reference to them is the one episode of Peep Show that I turned off because it was much too rude for me!

Also I went to see Female Agents which I loved and Journey To The Center Of The Earth in 3D. It confused my eyes. And Claire kindly gave me tickets to Jamie Lidell for the iTunes Festival. I quite enjoyed Yelle because of the crazy rave endings of the songs. I didn't see the headline because someone whipped out a saxophone. I did not appreciate it at all.

I actually typed this days ago.

I have discovered the joy of recording on my sister's camera. I'm going to bore you all to death, ha! Youtube is rubbishly slow and spoils my great recording abilities. I caught most of Adulthood at the cinema. I thought it was going to be terrible but I quite enjoyed it. There were times when I laughed when I shouldn't have. Also Hancock twice. I am liking Will Smith much more than before. Wanted, Kung Fu Panda and Edge of Love too. A boy who used to go to my school was in it but I completely didn't see him. He is also going to be in the next Harry Potter. This makes me quite jealous.

We went to First Friday and Amy got really drunk. She was actually drunk in the cinema and just continued at the club. I had orange juice. My ankles were really hurting in the cinema. I foolishly removed my shoes and I looked like I had Homer Simpson feet. So I hardly danced at all. Outside we found a shopping trolley so Amy pushed me around Islington whilst I proceeded to scream my lungs out. I travelled the two hours home without shoes.

I was asked to be the godmother of Freddie (Amy's nephew) and his Christening was on Sunday. He screamed the place down! The priest even anointed him twice so he must have thought he was Damien. Then the other babies started to cry and he went to sleep like an angel. We had tasty cakes.



I really enjoyed the Dr Seuss exhibition, there was so much I didn't know about him.



Black Kids played HMV and we decided to go. We were too distracted by a crazy tramp to really notice them, though. He was great. He tried to climb over the barrier and caused complete disorder by falling on the floor. Security shouted for him to leave but he didn't. Then he simply moved the barriers and walked passed them. He was removed and we saw him talking to the police afterwards. We followed him and he stole a massive gold ring in Dorothy Perkins. No one saw. He tried to sell in it the street. The he went to the tube station where we lost him.

I did not know Waitrose sold such things.

The recording of Gok Wan's Fashion Fix was very exhausting. But rather good. They gave us lots to eat and I made myself sick by mixing every flavour of Vitamin Water. Which is disgusting, by the way. Lulu was the guest and she was amazing.

I went shopping on Saturday. Despite it being well sale busy, I survived. I bought four pairs of shoes, marmalade, tea, and a lovely wooden xylophone puller car for Amy's nephew. It is his christening on Sunday and his birthday on Tuesday. We had lunch in Leon, cream tea in Liberty and dinner in a crazy Indian restaurant where I was heckled for my bags. I love eating. I particularly love eating sushi on the bus. I'm aware this is frowned upon. But I never used to like sushi, so I'm having it at every available moment.

Today we visited Ham House. I've wanted to go there for a while and we had great fun pretending that it was actually ours. We ate our pack lunches in the beautiful gardens and took quite a few pictures. I had a cheese and tomato sandwich. Afterwards, we went to watch Narnia which was alot better than I thought it would be. I ate sushi. My belly was gurgling like a mother because I ran out of medication. I secretly hope that my doctor takes me off them when I see him tomorrow.

Do you like Amy's modern art? I am so completely tired. I should be painting my nails but I'm posting here and eating orange&ginger marmalade (!) on toast. I was asked to go to the old school three times this week. I had great fun on Monday and Tuesday making pirate displays. The training teacher applied to a very exclusive primary and they wanted to observe her in da hood. She's not really artistic, so I was asked to do it. I made the biggest ship imaginable and got gold paint on my new bag. I should have taken a picture (of the ship, not my bag) as I was well proud of the finished product. We watched Captain Pugwash. It never seemed as lame when I was a child.

They can't get enough of me. I was also asked to go to London Zoo with Reception today. I had a nice time, but the zoo is totally crap. We did see Dermot O'Leary looking rather dapper by some plants, though! On the way home, we passed a Camden sign and the nine-year old boy who helped us shouted, "Oh! I wanna see Amy Winehouse!" His mother was there and looked completely shocked.



Other things this week include watching the completely beautiful BBC Symphony Orchestra at the recording of In Tune. Involving my favourite conductor in the whole wide world. I will be going to this. Come with me.

Check out my great picture.



And a voting/game show thing with Richard Bacon in the American Church by Goodge St. They gave us goodies. We enjoyed ourselves despite the leaf-hair and strange wall paintings:



Is that not clearly a gun? Amy was stalked by Scientologists and they asked her where she would like to be in the future and she replied, "Um, Away?!" and then they left her alone. It was funny. I suppose I ooze Catholicism because they never bothered me.

At the cinema: Priceless. I liked this. The Ruins & Vagina Teeth, however, made me feel as if I had mental issues.



Tomorrow, I am going to see Gok Wan. I love him.

Fall Out Boy doing Michael Jackson is so offensive. And I don't even like Michael Jackson!

My two new bags from recent charity outings. I like their faces! I even went to Golder's Green, I had never been there before and will not be going again. No, thank you.I have watched very many movies this week. Including the Omen remake which is not at all frightening and I felt like a big burke for avoiding it for so long. The Incredible Hulk, twice. I love Edward Norton and the Hulk looks a bit like my father. This is strange and amusing. My father is not green. Watch The Happening, so entirely random and the acting is wonderful! Mark Wahlburg's reactions are great. His frown lines make me happy.There were two recordings that I missed. Graham Norton because I went to a friend's exhibition opening. I had a great time milling around in my new Burberry golf shoes. It is exactly how I imagined it to be. Ladies topping up your champagne and arty types being pretentious in their fashionable attire. There were clearly people who just walked in for the free alcohol and somebody got into an argument with one. It was great. And, Rolf Harris came in! He demanded (in a really nice way) to know where the artist was. He talked to Sarah for absolutely ages by each of her paintings. He is the smiliest person I've ever seen. He wore jesus creepers and had ketchup on his chinos. Afterwards we went to eat at Strada and I ate the biggest pizza. I don't particularly like pizza. Also, missed We Need Answers because Amy and I went to the cinema and a medical center when it was closed. I seem to have had an unapparent growth spurt, Amy measured me and I am 5ft 5 and a half! The last time I was just 5ft 4. Madness.And here is one photo from Prague that was lost on my computer.

Prague is probably too beautiful to be real. I had such a good time walking about everywhere listening to old Xfm podcasts, generally confusing the locals with my outbursts of merriment. I was such a tourist. I bought a Prague card for 790kc (around £25) and had free entry into almost every attraction. I'm not completely sad but I calculated the amount it would have cost had I paid without the card and it came to over 2230kc (around £72) so this pleased me greatly. Immense fun was had by climbing various tall towers, boat rides and the like. I went to a wind recital at St. Nicholas Church and I had big tingles! My favourite place by far was the Czech Folk exhibition at Kinsky Summer House. Lots of amazing embroidered pieces and the traditional dress was WELL GOOD. There was a Christmas room and I loved it. Unfortunately I have no pictures, so you all need to go and see it for yourself. Yesterday, Claire booked the Director's Bar of Koko for her birthday and I had a nice time people watching and attempting to slap balloons. Before that, my sister and I were supposed to go to another Nokia Green Room but the acts weren't too exciting so we went shopping in East Sheen and Richmond. And today, there was a recording of a BBC Four comedy called Cabin Pressure. I laughed.I'm not sure what's going on with my top. There seemed to be quite a bit of Christmas related goodies despite it being June. That isn't actually a hot air balloon, it's some sort of ride of thrill. Look! I had a brief heart attack as this is one letter away from my surname. No one has ever had my surname...apart from my family.I spent the remainder of money on zany named treats, two pairs of tights and a beautiful bag.Did I kill your computer?