I made the best breakfast for myself. Cranberry tea with honey, carrot cake and a large amount of fruit. I went to the toilet and my mother devoured it all. I was so disappointed. Notice the crazy gold doiley that I found in the back of a cupboard. I had a scary belly day so I really have only been eating fruit and rice (not together obviously) but today I made a tasty lentil dish and had to have some. I also made two jars or strawberry jam and there's some marmalade on the hob! I've never made it before. Yummmmm.

I spent a rainy day in Birmingham on Friday. My friend had to collect her new house keys and I decided to tag along. Selfridges Birmingham is a completely different shopping experience than the London store! I bought a pass holder and a new lunchbox for September. I haven't worked for almost half a year! Other things include going to two recordings. One for the Charlotte Church Show. I have never seen it and I don't suppose I ever will. And a Mitchell & Webb thing which I did like. My only reference to them is the one episode of Peep Show that I turned off because it was much too rude for me!

Also I went to see Female Agents which I loved and Journey To The Center Of The Earth in 3D. It confused my eyes. And Claire kindly gave me tickets to Jamie Lidell for the iTunes Festival. I quite enjoyed Yelle because of the crazy rave endings of the songs. I didn't see the headline because someone whipped out a saxophone. I did not appreciate it at all.

I actually typed this days ago.

I have discovered the joy of recording on my sister's camera. I'm going to bore you all to death, ha! Youtube is rubbishly slow and spoils my great recording abilities. I caught most of Adulthood at the cinema. I thought it was going to be terrible but I quite enjoyed it. There were times when I laughed when I shouldn't have. Also Hancock twice. I am liking Will Smith much more than before. Wanted, Kung Fu Panda and Edge of Love too. A boy who used to go to my school was in it but I completely didn't see him. He is also going to be in the next Harry Potter. This makes me quite jealous.

We went to First Friday and Amy got really drunk. She was actually drunk in the cinema and just continued at the club. I had orange juice. My ankles were really hurting in the cinema. I foolishly removed my shoes and I looked like I had Homer Simpson feet. So I hardly danced at all. Outside we found a shopping trolley so Amy pushed me around Islington whilst I proceeded to scream my lungs out. I travelled the two hours home without shoes.

I was asked to be the godmother of Freddie (Amy's nephew) and his Christening was on Sunday. He screamed the place down! The priest even anointed him twice so he must have thought he was Damien. Then the other babies started to cry and he went to sleep like an angel. We had tasty cakes.



I really enjoyed the Dr Seuss exhibition, there was so much I didn't know about him.



Black Kids played HMV and we decided to go. We were too distracted by a crazy tramp to really notice them, though. He was great. He tried to climb over the barrier and caused complete disorder by falling on the floor. Security shouted for him to leave but he didn't. Then he simply moved the barriers and walked passed them. He was removed and we saw him talking to the police afterwards. We followed him and he stole a massive gold ring in Dorothy Perkins. No one saw. He tried to sell in it the street. The he went to the tube station where we lost him.

Eating with a spoon makes fruit taste even nicer. I was half watching the quarter-finals of Wimbledon today and saw my old headmaster's son. I still insisted on being excited despite knowing that he was going to be a ball-boy.

I hardly ever watch television but I made up for it today. I have quite an addictive personality. I can go without for ages but when I take something on, I really commit! Like marmalade, olives and other non-food related things as well. So today was television. Mighty Boosh, the good episodes are GREAT, the bad ones are just terrible and about four different news broadcasts and some movies are to blame. There was one called Scream and Scream Again which featured a limbless man, a psychopath and a vat of acid. I'm not really sure how they are connected and I didn't much understand it. I am currently watching a bizarre Crow movie and I've just missed how the bad guy got impaled.

I did watch a really great film called The Muse that had me smiling throughout. It took until the middle for me to realise that Albert Brooks provides the voice of Marlin in Finding Nemo. I liked it alot. All I've done today is eat spooned fruit, watch tv and wash my hair. I was going to go to the Dr Seuss exhibition as it's walking distance from my house but I decided to be a couch potato instead.