I woke up at 7am today and spent a lengthy while sorting out clothes for the washing machine. I also did a large bleach job in the kitchen. It made me feel good.

Amy and I went to the Arsenal v Blackburn Rovers game. The weather was wonderful, Bendtner was not! He had about 7 shots and could have scored with any one of them. He did not. Arsenal won 4 - 0. That little Russian is a foot genius. After the game, we bought Antipasti from Morrisons because we are classy and ate it on the bus.

Metros were playing the Social, we were too late because we spent time idling around Camden. I wanted to play my new Celebrity Top Trumps in the pub but Amy was too tired so we went home.

I fell asleep on the bus.

I watched American Teen this week. I liked it!
 

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On Monday I took the Eurostar to Brussels. I had a good time. Brussels is a busy, busy place but I liked it very, very much. I stayed in what seemed like a leisure centre near the main shopping area. Lots of people saying, "Pardon" at me. I couldn't hear because I was listening to the Virgins 'Teen Lovers' on repeat at full volume. That song makes me happy.

I was a total tourist and visited the Chinese Pavillion & Pagoda, Atomium with extremely fast elevator that I did not like, Museum of Natural Sciences, Scientastic Fantastic (I think it was called that...) and much more because that is what tourists do. I walked the entire 92 hectares of the National Botanical Gardens. Almost. It was friggin' beautiful and it even snowed. As I arrived early, I'm pretty sure I was the only person there and whilst walking through the woods I thought I was going to be murdered by a man or a wolf. I started getting carried away (all that fresh air) and decided I was going to be murdered by a wolfman. I went on a tour bus and ate Walkers Sunbites. I also spent 19 euros on chocolate.

I took a train to Bruges on Wednesday and had a similarly touristy time with climbing the Belfry. Those were some loud bells. And had a pleasing canal boat ride. Everyone on the boat was English.

Right now I am watching series one of Justice. It is so dramatic, I love it.



































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I made the best breakfast for myself. Cranberry tea with honey, carrot cake and a large amount of fruit. I went to the toilet and my mother devoured it all. I was so disappointed. Notice the crazy gold doiley that I found in the back of a cupboard. I had a scary belly day so I really have only been eating fruit and rice (not together obviously) but today I made a tasty lentil dish and had to have some. I also made two jars or strawberry jam and there's some marmalade on the hob! I've never made it before. Yummmmm.

I spent a rainy day in Birmingham on Friday. My friend had to collect her new house keys and I decided to tag along. Selfridges Birmingham is a completely different shopping experience than the London store! I bought a pass holder and a new lunchbox for September. I haven't worked for almost half a year! Other things include going to two recordings. One for the Charlotte Church Show. I have never seen it and I don't suppose I ever will. And a Mitchell & Webb thing which I did like. My only reference to them is the one episode of Peep Show that I turned off because it was much too rude for me!

Also I went to see Female Agents which I loved and Journey To The Center Of The Earth in 3D. It confused my eyes. And Claire kindly gave me tickets to Jamie Lidell for the iTunes Festival. I quite enjoyed Yelle because of the crazy rave endings of the songs. I didn't see the headline because someone whipped out a saxophone. I did not appreciate it at all.

I actually typed this days ago.

I have discovered the joy of recording on my sister's camera. I'm going to bore you all to death, ha! Youtube is rubbishly slow and spoils my great recording abilities. I caught most of Adulthood at the cinema. I thought it was going to be terrible but I quite enjoyed it. There were times when I laughed when I shouldn't have. Also Hancock twice. I am liking Will Smith much more than before. Wanted, Kung Fu Panda and Edge of Love too. A boy who used to go to my school was in it but I completely didn't see him. He is also going to be in the next Harry Potter. This makes me quite jealous.

We went to First Friday and Amy got really drunk. She was actually drunk in the cinema and just continued at the club. I had orange juice. My ankles were really hurting in the cinema. I foolishly removed my shoes and I looked like I had Homer Simpson feet. So I hardly danced at all. Outside we found a shopping trolley so Amy pushed me around Islington whilst I proceeded to scream my lungs out. I travelled the two hours home without shoes.

I was asked to be the godmother of Freddie (Amy's nephew) and his Christening was on Sunday. He screamed the place down! The priest even anointed him twice so he must have thought he was Damien. Then the other babies started to cry and he went to sleep like an angel. We had tasty cakes.



I really enjoyed the Dr Seuss exhibition, there was so much I didn't know about him.



Black Kids played HMV and we decided to go. We were too distracted by a crazy tramp to really notice them, though. He was great. He tried to climb over the barrier and caused complete disorder by falling on the floor. Security shouted for him to leave but he didn't. Then he simply moved the barriers and walked passed them. He was removed and we saw him talking to the police afterwards. We followed him and he stole a massive gold ring in Dorothy Perkins. No one saw. He tried to sell in it the street. The he went to the tube station where we lost him.

Eating with a spoon makes fruit taste even nicer. I was half watching the quarter-finals of Wimbledon today and saw my old headmaster's son. I still insisted on being excited despite knowing that he was going to be a ball-boy.

I hardly ever watch television but I made up for it today. I have quite an addictive personality. I can go without for ages but when I take something on, I really commit! Like marmalade, olives and other non-food related things as well. So today was television. Mighty Boosh, the good episodes are GREAT, the bad ones are just terrible and about four different news broadcasts and some movies are to blame. There was one called Scream and Scream Again which featured a limbless man, a psychopath and a vat of acid. I'm not really sure how they are connected and I didn't much understand it. I am currently watching a bizarre Crow movie and I've just missed how the bad guy got impaled.

I did watch a really great film called The Muse that had me smiling throughout. It took until the middle for me to realise that Albert Brooks provides the voice of Marlin in Finding Nemo. I liked it alot. All I've done today is eat spooned fruit, watch tv and wash my hair. I was going to go to the Dr Seuss exhibition as it's walking distance from my house but I decided to be a couch potato instead.

I did not know Waitrose sold such things.

The recording of Gok Wan's Fashion Fix was very exhausting. But rather good. They gave us lots to eat and I made myself sick by mixing every flavour of Vitamin Water. Which is disgusting, by the way. Lulu was the guest and she was amazing.

I went shopping on Saturday. Despite it being well sale busy, I survived. I bought four pairs of shoes, marmalade, tea, and a lovely wooden xylophone puller car for Amy's nephew. It is his christening on Sunday and his birthday on Tuesday. We had lunch in Leon, cream tea in Liberty and dinner in a crazy Indian restaurant where I was heckled for my bags. I love eating. I particularly love eating sushi on the bus. I'm aware this is frowned upon. But I never used to like sushi, so I'm having it at every available moment.

Today we visited Ham House. I've wanted to go there for a while and we had great fun pretending that it was actually ours. We ate our pack lunches in the beautiful gardens and took quite a few pictures. I had a cheese and tomato sandwich. Afterwards, we went to watch Narnia which was alot better than I thought it would be. I ate sushi. My belly was gurgling like a mother because I ran out of medication. I secretly hope that my doctor takes me off them when I see him tomorrow.

Do you like Amy's modern art? I am so completely tired. I should be painting my nails but I'm posting here and eating orange&ginger marmalade (!) on toast. I was asked to go to the old school three times this week. I had great fun on Monday and Tuesday making pirate displays. The training teacher applied to a very exclusive primary and they wanted to observe her in da hood. She's not really artistic, so I was asked to do it. I made the biggest ship imaginable and got gold paint on my new bag. I should have taken a picture (of the ship, not my bag) as I was well proud of the finished product. We watched Captain Pugwash. It never seemed as lame when I was a child.

They can't get enough of me. I was also asked to go to London Zoo with Reception today. I had a nice time, but the zoo is totally crap. We did see Dermot O'Leary looking rather dapper by some plants, though! On the way home, we passed a Camden sign and the nine-year old boy who helped us shouted, "Oh! I wanna see Amy Winehouse!" His mother was there and looked completely shocked.



Other things this week include watching the completely beautiful BBC Symphony Orchestra at the recording of In Tune. Involving my favourite conductor in the whole wide world. I will be going to this. Come with me.

Check out my great picture.



And a voting/game show thing with Richard Bacon in the American Church by Goodge St. They gave us goodies. We enjoyed ourselves despite the leaf-hair and strange wall paintings:



Is that not clearly a gun? Amy was stalked by Scientologists and they asked her where she would like to be in the future and she replied, "Um, Away?!" and then they left her alone. It was funny. I suppose I ooze Catholicism because they never bothered me.

At the cinema: Priceless. I liked this. The Ruins & Vagina Teeth, however, made me feel as if I had mental issues.



Tomorrow, I am going to see Gok Wan. I love him.