They are learning about the sea at my mother's preschool, so I have been arting it up. I am a big burke. My hospital appointment wasn't yesterday. It was Tuesday. Whoopsies. It only takes a simple bank holiday to throw me into complete confusion. I defrosted the meat freezer instead. And baked some more. I shall stop for a while as everyone is getting large. I do plan to bake some sort of pie next week. My grandparents used to own a bakery and I loved eating the crust of the apple pies that they brought home. I never actually ate the apple because cooked fruit is generally quite strange to me. I've been craving one.My belly was hurting today. I woke up at 7am and then went back to bed feeling very sorry for myself. I got up again at 1pm (this is shocking) and decided to stop being so dramatic. Had paracetamol and cleaned my kitchen floor with a rag on my hands and knees. Had some toast and then danced to the new Young Knives song which I love alot. These have been going around in the baking realm of the internet for a while now, and I decided to make some. They are a bit mad. I made these for my mother's children and apparently they loved it. One boy finished his and went to my mother with his empty tissue and said that his cake was lost.

I do get quite obsessed with things sometimes. I totally did not cheat on these and made them myself. They are raspberry inbedded (I like this word, even though it shouldn't explain food) vanilla cupcakes with strawberry icing. Or chocolate because I ran out of icing sugar. They are nice.The chocolate hearts are a bit melted because it is so damn hot. I am wearing a vest. I didn't even think I owned a vest!Tomorrow I have to go to the hospital. The doctor may say that I have to stay at home and make cupcakes for the rest of my life. Whilst listening to Paramore.

Don King! He went to the football match as well. It was all a bit mad with a papparazzi guy and I think we're in a few of his pictures, which is just embarassing as we were only innocent bystanders. Loads of people kept asking him to pose for them and he was very gracious. I wasn't bold enough, so Amy took this picture. He was carrying an American flag and a cigar.

Then Pete from Xfm was there and walked straight past and didn't even see him.



It was the last game of the season, against Everton and it was pretty unspectacular. Afterwards they walked around the pitch to thank the fans. We saw a midgit in the crowd and I'm sure she was flirting with the mascot (who I hate and try to hide from) and she was on camera and everything.

Then we went shopping for baking goods. This morning I have made more cupcakes and some biscuits. I'm trying to get my hands ready because I am making mussels for our starter tonight and I'm scared I'll kill everyone.



My mother doesn't really like icing. I tried, not so successfully, some other ways.



Letter shapes which I will have alot of fun with.



Giant snake which is for our afters.

My collection of apple saplings. Today was so nice that my mother and I did the gardening. Well, I planted some more things while she dug her life away. Also, our lawnmower broke after she only cut half the grass. Our neighbours will surely mock us. I planted rocket, french beans, cauliflower, carrots, forget-me-nots, sunflowers and some herbs.



I made mini doughnuts. They were very fun to decorate. I forgot to oil the machine sometimes, so we had doughnut fondue with all the broken pieces. Chocolate, honey and sugar.



Amy won tickets to The Enemy's charity gig at Bloomsbury Ballroom on Wednesday. She had tickets to the Chelsea V Liverpool (was it Liverpool?) match so I was going to go with Claire. Before the gig, we went to a pub with someone from her work called Patrick. I had orange juice, apple juice, then cranberry juice. The other two had alcohol. Considering the amount of drink, they were pretty respectable. We also had something to eat and tried to find a Brian. At around nine, it became obvious that we were not going to the gig. We gave our tickets and my wicked map to a random couple who went instead. About half an hour later the barman presented us with shots of tequilla that the couple bought us. I didn't want mine and neither did Claire. So Patrick amused us with a Tequilla Suicide.

My knowledge of drinking games is shockingly bad, I was quite intrigued. He snorted salt, put lemon in his eye and drank the tequilla. I cracked up while he proceeded to spasm. I was then informed of a Tequilla Kamikaze. It involves salt in your ear, snorting lemon and putting the tequilla in your eye. Patrick was not so keen on doing that one. So with the second shot, he made his own version of the Suicide. I can't recall what he did with the third shot. We stayed until closing time and had quite a lot of fun. I slept on the bus all the way home.

I had a nice curry with two nice people on Thursday. Amy, my sister and I went to Nokia Green Room yesterday. Kelly Rowland looked like a puppet and she put her leather crotch in Amy's face. Ashlee Simpson sounded rubbish and we couldn't even hear the guitarist. His trousers kept falling down, so he wasn't even pleasant to look at. My sister said Ashlee looked like she shops in Primark. Which is sad because her clothes probably cost my life. Pete Wenzethyadhg was there because he has attachment issues. Late Of The Pier also played and I liked them a lot! And Guillemots, who caused me temporary paralysis from their monotony. After the show, Amy and I went to watch In Bruges (totally great!) and Iron Man where I stuffed my face with fruit and burped alot.

Tomorrow we are going to the Arsenal match and I am going to make a tuna sandwich to take with me.

I love how livejournal I have become. I cut my hair and my mother is going to kill my ass. I do not like taking pictures of myself. I like the Usher song. Loving when you clubbing. The choreography at the end is good, but not as good as the pure wickedness of the new Missy Elliott video. My goodness me, it's fantastic! I ate tomato soup yesterday for about the first time in my life. It was spicy. Then we had ready-made cannelloni and now my belly won't stop talking to me. I am making a book. It will be a comprehensive list of places that I wish to see during and after my current state of liberty. Addresses, maps, prices, everything I say! It is making me happy.

I wanted to have a picnic in my garden with my cat (a lady of leisure does this kind of thing) but there were builders next door and they were too loud. So I had a picnic in the kitchen by myself because my cat wanted to stay outside. Notice the tomato - I ate a whole one. If you have ever eaten with me, you'd know this is a great deal. I only really wanted some seeds to plant. I popped the rest in my mouth and then spat it out when I realised what I had actually done. Later, when I was preparing lunch, I put one on the plate and the rest is history. I even texted my old boss to tell her and she said to eat another. Whoa, there!

Yesterday, Amy and I planned to see Enchanted but there were too many noisy kids and we saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall instead. I am convinced that it should be an 18. It was quite good, I loved Russell Brand in it. He was only being himself but with less shouting. He made me smile. After we were supposed to hunt for tickets to The Cesc Fabregas Show at the Oxford Circus Nike shop but there was a queue.

Amy: Is that guy a...turnip? You know what I mean.
Me: An actor?
Amy: No, a dwarf.

We went to Tesco to buy pasta, blackberries and grapes. I broke the self-service machine three times and the guy wasn't amused. I had my own bag, okay? Then he had to come back to verify that I was of age to buy plastic cutlery! I believe I shouted a lot.

We went to Green Park and enjoyed eating. There was a man who was wearing the same cardigan as me. He was about 60. I looked better as I had changed the manky brown buttons for wicked white ones. I had £10 on my Harrods card that was going to expire so we bought mangosteen fruit, pomegranate juice and bubblegum jellybeans. I fainted a bit because the fruit was £5.11 for four. They are the tastiest thing in my life.

This morning I've had my breakfast, hung out the washing, marinated meat for dinner, read and made lemon coconut cupcakes! I bought an icing bag kit thing last year and have only just got the hang of it now.

I was looking forward to doing some gardening today but it rained much too much for me. Instead I have spent the day in my nightgown listening to Metallica and making chocolate rice crispie cakes for my mother's work. I added golden syrup to stop me from eating them all. I do not like golden syrup.I was only at work for about half an hour. Transport For London lied to me, I had to walk ages to get there and almost had a heart attack from overexertion. I went to watch The Kite Runner in the cinema and it was well good. Then Amy and I went to the recording of The Wall which was very random and rude! I believe I blushed on more than one occasion. Jason Donovan was on it. Alexa Chung sang in my face. I turned around and she was there. They gave us free drinks and I had water. It was on last night but I was watching Moonlight, man. Yesterday, I took my sister to her interview at Kingston College. After, we went to New Malden, Worcester Park and Cheam for nice charity shopping. I bought a black skirt, red tights, scarves and an assortment of sewing goods.And this man jacket soley for its buttons.Lastly. I implore you to read Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day. I am loving it.